Yaaa…ambulikah?

HI…remember me? If u dont plz ask Cevy or Rebel about me…

Anyway, I hv a story that i would like to share with all of u here…

Here is my story in pics strips…

It all began when I was walking-walking on the road…

On that fateful day, I was singing *uckin* beautifully, so to speak…

I was on the way to meet Cevy & Rebel… mau pok silap lah woo… LOL

Along the way…whilst singing the pemes song of gerdah or famously known as garadah @ badah entitled berdendang dalam tangisan…i saw a rhinoceros..so i thought… but little did i know tht it was a hippopotamus… but who cares lah kan… anyway continue with my story…

I thought i say something like “wow…badaklah woo…ambulikah?”, without any intention of hurting the feeling of tht hipo or i called it as badak…

BUT THEN…without warning…that badak made something that i will never forget in my life…

That *uckin* badak can talk lah woo…so I ran with the word WTF beside my mouth…white in colour as u can see in the pic…

And the funny thing was that that badak called me Gitom. What the heck Gitom means to anyway?

DAYMN…But what to do, I just ran…

And I ran…

I heard that talking badak said this whilst running behind me. “APA INNOCENT?!! APASAL NYANYI LAGU GARADAH @ BADAH!!! PITCHING LARI GILA!!! SUDAHLAH KUAT MAKAN MEGI AYAM! TINGU TU KAPLA…LICIN GILA!!!”

Wow…I dont even understand any word of what tht talking badak said except for fews like garadah @ badah, pitching and innocent. And what on earth does megi ayam means to? If it refers to food or something that can be eaten, i only eat burger & pizza and drink lots of coffee…and that is why I am black in colour…

Anyway continue with my story, so I kept running for my life… oh by the way, I did shout for help on that fateful day…nobody came to my rescue though…not even HGP, Dey Jingkung nor BakasKakang…what more Parky or Ronin…none of them showed up…

so I had no choice but to run with a style of course…like C. Ronaldo running …

Until…I kalapik like this…

The End…(but dont worry, I am still alive & single)

p/s: I hope my story will be made into a love & romance movie someday…

Ohhh…by the way, below is another story of my friend, HGP…

He was so happy to see a crocodile @ buaya… (oh by the way, his underwear brand is crocodile)

so he so to speak with the buayo lah…

Without warning, close call to death, ripley’s believe it or not… the buayo did what naturally crocodiles do…

Amazingly, there was no casualties happened. Both HGP and the buayo live happily ever after in their own way…

Note: Though I did mention a few ngiley friends’ name here and depicted or related them to those in the pics, it is the sincere intention of me not to mean any insult, demeaning, or whatsoever kind of harm to those mentioned. Nothing but merely jokes. Peace from HGP.